Beards, Glorious Beards!
Men (and ladies?) -are you tired of feeling like your beard is overlooked and under appreciated?
Well, no more!
The revolution is upon us! Perhaps you should join the ranks of bearded greats such as Zeus, Willie Nelson, Santa Claus, Castro and ZZ Top guys or...Perhaps they should join the ranks of you!
Join up on The National Beard Registry, est. 2002.
It won't be long before the ladies are gangeling around you in clusters, asking if it's real because it's just so big.
You will have to smile, flip your beard like Britney Spears with a wig on and then fight off their requests to stroke it.
MAKE US PROUD, BOYS!
Well, no more!
The revolution is upon us! Perhaps you should join the ranks of bearded greats such as Zeus, Willie Nelson, Santa Claus, Castro and ZZ Top guys or...Perhaps they should join the ranks of you!
Join up on The National Beard Registry, est. 2002.
It won't be long before the ladies are gangeling around you in clusters, asking if it's real because it's just so big.
You will have to smile, flip your beard like Britney Spears with a wig on and then fight off their requests to stroke it.
MAKE US PROUD, BOYS!
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