For those of you who like to profess how you don't watch tv and expect the rest of us to think you're really cool and smart, DIVERT YOUR EYES!

For the rest of you that like to "watch yer programs", Entertainment Weekly online has released a list of shows and their air dates for non-rerun shows. Thanks to Bari for the info!

PS-I'm feeling slightly sassy today so I've only listed the shows that I care about for my own quick, selfish reference.  View the rest of the list HERE.


GOSSIP GIRL (The CW)
RETURNS April 21
EPISODES TO AIR 5

GREY'S ANATOMY (ABC)
RETURNS Late April
EPISODES TO AIR 4 or 5

HEROES (NBC)
RETURNS Fall 2008
EPISODES TO AIR 22+

LOST (ABC)
CURRENTLY AIRING For 10 episodes

THE OFFICE (NBC)
RETURNS April 10
EPISODES TO AIR 5 or 6

SAMANTHA WHO? (ABC)
RETURNS Late March
EPISODES TO AIR 6+

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (NBC)
RETURNS Feb. 23
EPISODES TO AIR To be determined

SCRUBS (NBC)
RETURNS April 10
EPISODES TO AIR 5, may shoot 4 more

30 ROCK (NBC)
RETURNS April 10
EPISODES TO AIR 5