What the F*@CK?! No Cussing Club Takes Over Pasadena
What the hells? THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
14 year old McKay Hatch and his "No Cussing" club swayed the city council of South Pasadena to publicly proclaim this as "No Cussing" week. It's all over the national news circuit, people!
Don't get us wrong, we think it's simply marvelous that a teenager has morals and is very proud of them.
Still, back in my day, if a 14 year old tried to dictate what could and could not be said at home/in class/for the city, they would get a swift flogging and a nose in the corner!
This story, obviously, leads us to ponder the following:
1. How long will it take before this kid gets his ass butt kicked at school?
2. What about popular cuss words such as "ass" and "fuck" and "shit", which in modern day english can be used as proper nouns with improper meaning?
3. Will the publicity on this just encourage me people to flock to the streets of South Pasadena and enforce their constitutional right to intentionally scream out profanity?

14 year old McKay Hatch and his "No Cussing" club swayed the city council of South Pasadena to publicly proclaim this as "No Cussing" week. It's all over the national news circuit, people!
Don't get us wrong, we think it's simply marvelous that a teenager has morals and is very proud of them.
Still, back in my day, if a 14 year old tried to dictate what could and could not be said at home/in class/for the city, they would get a swift flogging and a nose in the corner!
This story, obviously, leads us to ponder the following:
1. How long will it take before this kid gets his ass butt kicked at school?
2. What about popular cuss words such as "ass" and "fuck" and "shit", which in modern day english can be used as proper nouns with improper meaning?
3. Will the publicity on this just encourage me people to flock to the streets of South Pasadena and enforce their constitutional right to intentionally scream out profanity?





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