Thou Shall Not Scorn, Alas, Be But Amused!
Ok, now this is a wee bit outside of our general realm and you may consider it a tad geeky (stop judging!), but we LOVE pleasure and we LOVE faire's, so how could we not post this?
RENAISSANCE PLEASURE FAIRE, located 30 minutes outside of LA by car (or 20-60 by horse, depending on the girth of the gallop) is happening every weekend April 5th until May 18th.
Oh to revel in the hay with a lusty wench and scorn and curse in a 16th century tongue!
Oh to experience the pure Epicurean delight of a mead blackout after dethroning the Queen by fiercely waiving around your "magic" Iphone and spewing drunkenthreats promises of black magic!

Photo Credit: Shakespeare in Love
The best part is, you can't be burnt (legally) at the stake there and at the end of the day you get to put on your jeans and sneakers and go home without fear of the plague. Hooray!
If you miss all the pleasure of the Ren Faire, you can always check out the MEDIEVAL TIMES dinner show in Anaheim.
We hear that much like getting a DUI, it's something you just have to do while you live in L.A.

RENAISSANCE PLEASURE FAIRE, located 30 minutes outside of LA by car (or 20-60 by horse, depending on the girth of the gallop) is happening every weekend April 5th until May 18th.
Oh to revel in the hay with a lusty wench and scorn and curse in a 16th century tongue!
Oh to experience the pure Epicurean delight of a mead blackout after dethroning the Queen by fiercely waiving around your "magic" Iphone and spewing drunken

Photo Credit: Shakespeare in Love
The best part is, you can't be burnt (legally) at the stake there and at the end of the day you get to put on your jeans and sneakers and go home without fear of the plague. Hooray!
If you miss all the pleasure of the Ren Faire, you can always check out the MEDIEVAL TIMES dinner show in Anaheim.
We hear that much like getting a DUI, it's something you just have to do while you live in L.A.





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