This goes out to anyone else who recently suffered the loss of thousands of dollars to the federal government:

Ice Cream.
The good shiz.
Baskin Robbins.
35 cents*.

Wednesday, April 30th.
5-10pm.
Don't forget.
Unless you're lactose intolerant.
Then you should definitely forget.


Profound Knowledge Drop of the Day: Don't do this.  Not only is it annoying/arousing, but it's also good way to get yourself a case of the cooties.

*Have you noticed there is no cent key on keyboards anymore? We sure noticed when we wrote this!