You know how sometimes it's really hot outside and all your windows are open and you decide to make cupcakes in your underpants because it's too hot to wear all your clothes but your craving for a vanilla frosted strawberry cupcake just won't go away?

And then your neighbors, whose dining room windows peak into your kitchen yell across the way that your ass is ruining their dinner party and won't you either turn your lights out or put on some pants?

So what do you do? Do you:

A. Turn off the lights and attempt to bake in the dark.
B. Put your pants on and sweat so much that you loose all interest in sweet sugary goodness?
C. Yell back "Hey! My ass has actually saved some dinner parties, thank you very much!" and let them be the ones to shut their curtains and windows.
D. Apologize meaninglessly, throw on a light weight trench coat, sandals and head for the nearest cupcakery.



If you said:
A, then: you will fail miserably and end up knocking your toes into walls and burning your fingers.
B, then: you will resent your neighbors and eventually loose all respect for yourself
C, then: your car will most likely have flat tires the next day
D, then: you head to one of the following cupcakeries, indulge in deliciousness and meet a cute stranger who buys you a milk and compliments your trench! And then you say "Really? I'd take it off but I don't have any pants on underneath." and then lick the frosting off your finger. And then he says "Ohhhhh, naughty!" Then, high on sugar and lust, race home and "cupcake" your neighbors car in triumphant celebration!

Westside: VANILLA BAKE SHOP, BUTTERCAKE BAKERY, YUMMY CUPCAKES, SPRINKLES, CRUMBS

Valley: DOTS CUPCAKES, YUMMY CUPCAKES