Tired of gawking at the same old dazzling ocean?
Finding sparatic traffic collisions a little less exciting then normal?

We suggest you head into Santa Monica, where there's a grassy noel on Ocean just between Santa Monica and Arizona.  There, you will find a tiny territorial war being battled between rogue squirrels and their sassy pigeon enemies.  We like to go there when we're feeling sad, bored or just plain poor!

Ok, why are we writing about pigeons and squirrels?
Because it's hilarious, ya'll! Naturey-good-times, if you will...


They will cut you...with their crazy squirrel teeth!

On any given sunny day between about noon and 4pm, look past the free spirited homeless folk that dot the lawn like glittering bits of discarded wrappers and the retirees who nap on benches and occasionally mutter irrelevant comments about the Regan administration.  You will find a whole kingdom of squirrels.  They are fat and feisty and they are not afraid of humans.

Oh the tomfoolery of being surrounded on all sides by a gang of foamy mouthed squirrels and simultaniously being swiped at by kamikaze pigeons! It makes said homeless folk and retirees very, very merry!


They call their land: The Kingdom of Squirrelfordshire Village

Editors Note: We apologize if you read this blarticle expecting to find a hot, new bar called Damn Crazy Squirrels or perhaps a piece on the latest hipster band named after an animal, but fo realz-this shiz is funny! You just have to see it to appreciate it. Promise!