Get Out the Ole' 10 Speed!
Uh oh. We mean....HOORAY!
May 12-16 is Bike to Work Week!
Just to clarify, bike week refers to bicycle not motor bike.
This is yet another reason to stop driving with your knees whilst texting through traffic.
You know, back in the 816, we didn't have "bike lanes". In fact, until we moved to L.A, we were under the impression that a bike lane was just some made up thing in the movie Clueless. We have learned (very recently) that even if there are no bikers in sight, you're not allowed to turn a non-used bike lane into your own personal cutting-ahead-of-all-the-dumb-asses-that-didn't-think-of-it-first lane.

When you're 7 and when you're 70, this is still considered foreplay.
So people who care about the environment and novelty weeks: Bike safely! We bet you can even use the carpool lane on the freeway if you have a passenger on your handle bars! Godspeed to the tenspeed!
And to the people who never learned how to ride a bike: Don't hit them!
Editors Challenge: Want to really prove that you love the environment? Try unicycling to work! Think of all the production that went into that extra tire and how you'll be saving the tree that made the rubber for it and so forth! All the other kids at work will think you're neat and they'll marvel at your amazing sense of balance!
May 12-16 is Bike to Work Week!
Just to clarify, bike week refers to bicycle not motor bike.
This is yet another reason to stop driving with your knees whilst texting through traffic.
You know, back in the 816, we didn't have "bike lanes". In fact, until we moved to L.A, we were under the impression that a bike lane was just some made up thing in the movie Clueless. We have learned (very recently) that even if there are no bikers in sight, you're not allowed to turn a non-used bike lane into your own personal cutting-ahead-of-all-the-dumb-asses-that-didn't-think-of-it-first lane.

When you're 7 and when you're 70, this is still considered foreplay.
So people who care about the environment and novelty weeks: Bike safely! We bet you can even use the carpool lane on the freeway if you have a passenger on your handle bars! Godspeed to the tenspeed!
And to the people who never learned how to ride a bike: Don't hit them!
Editors Challenge: Want to really prove that you love the environment? Try unicycling to work! Think of all the production that went into that extra tire and how you'll be saving the tree that made the rubber for it and so forth! All the other kids at work will think you're neat and they'll marvel at your amazing sense of balance!



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