Just like Queen, You Want to Ride Your Bicycle
Warning: This blarticle is not for the bicycle riding impaired.
Hello, friend or stranger,
Do you often find yourself out at some cheesy club, watching your significant other flirt with other people, but secretly fantasizing about a carefree bike ride through the dimly lit streets of LA?
Have you often imagined you were pumping away at your bike pedals whilst you are actually pumping away at said fore mentioned significant other?
Do you often wonder if you lost your virginity to your bicycle?
Would you describe yourself as adventuresome, non-asmathic and bike owning?
If you answered YES to at least one of the above questions, then you're not alone!
That's right. Hundred's of LA'ers have discovered the secret to satisfying their insatiable, bike riding fantasies and urges!
Join them by saying NO to drowning out said insatiable fantasies and urges and YES to causing nighttime mischief with a gang of fellow bike enthusiasts! Just follow our simple 4 step program:
Step 1: Admit that you love riding your bike and that day time pleasure strolls bore you.
Step 2: Load up your IPOD with bicycle themed tracks as suggested by BikeHugger!
Step 3: Be sure you* and your bike are in top condition!
Step 4: Locate said gang of bike enthusiasts at Midnight Ridazz, or read below for more details.
C.R.A.N.K Mob
Join in on the first Saturday of each month for an exhilarating ride through West LA!
Costumes, blinged out rides, horns and lights are highly encouraged.
Meet the rest of the pact at 1999 Sawtelle Blvd at 10pm.
Sins and Sprockets
Join these 2 wheeled warriors on the third Friday of each month.
They cause mayhem in the streets of West LA in the summer, but after October, it's all about scaring the bejesus out of downtowner's! Meet up at 8:30pm and ride out an hour later.
Westside Ride Meet Up Spot: 1350 Sepulveda Blvd, LA 90025
Downtown Meet Up Spot: Chinatown Metro Station at the corner of Spring and College
*Yes, these bike rides last for miles and hours. They are not to be attempted by the lazy!
Hello, friend or stranger,
Do you often find yourself out at some cheesy club, watching your significant other flirt with other people, but secretly fantasizing about a carefree bike ride through the dimly lit streets of LA?
Have you often imagined you were pumping away at your bike pedals whilst you are actually pumping away at said fore mentioned significant other?
Do you often wonder if you lost your virginity to your bicycle?
Would you describe yourself as adventuresome, non-asmathic and bike owning?
If you answered YES to at least one of the above questions, then you're not alone!
That's right. Hundred's of LA'ers have discovered the secret to satisfying their insatiable, bike riding fantasies and urges!
Join them by saying NO to drowning out said insatiable fantasies and urges and YES to causing nighttime mischief with a gang of fellow bike enthusiasts! Just follow our simple 4 step program:
Step 1: Admit that you love riding your bike and that day time pleasure strolls bore you.
Step 2: Load up your IPOD with bicycle themed tracks as suggested by BikeHugger!
Step 3: Be sure you* and your bike are in top condition!
Step 4: Locate said gang of bike enthusiasts at Midnight Ridazz, or read below for more details.
C.R.A.N.K Mob
Join in on the first Saturday of each month for an exhilarating ride through West LA!
Costumes, blinged out rides, horns and lights are highly encouraged.
Meet the rest of the pact at 1999 Sawtelle Blvd at 10pm.
Sins and Sprockets
Join these 2 wheeled warriors on the third Friday of each month.
They cause mayhem in the streets of West LA in the summer, but after October, it's all about scaring the bejesus out of downtowner's! Meet up at 8:30pm and ride out an hour later.
Westside Ride Meet Up Spot: 1350 Sepulveda Blvd, LA 90025
Downtown Meet Up Spot: Chinatown Metro Station at the corner of Spring and College
*Yes, these bike rides last for miles and hours. They are not to be attempted by the lazy!
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