Santa Monica Debut's Sassy New Ferris Wheel: Public Frantically Searches for Make Out Partners!
This Wednesday you can be one of the first to engage in "heavy petting" on the new Santa Monica Ferris Wheel!
That's right-Wednesday, the 28th, the new wheel debut's with a lighting ceremony at 8:30pm, to be
followed by:
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All the free stuff happens until midnight, when said heavy petters and loaders of free stuff will have their asses whimsically kicked off of the pier.
Hooray/Ohhhh Ahhhhh!
That's right-Wednesday, the 28th, the new wheel debut's with a lighting ceremony at 8:30pm, to be
followed by:
- Free rides (on the ferris wheel)!
- Free popcorn!
- Free cotton candy!
- Free (duh) fireworks!
- Free live music!
- Free slaps, courtesy of your unsuspecting make out/riding partner on the ferris wheel!
All the free stuff happens until midnight, when said heavy petters and loaders of free stuff will have their asses whimsically kicked off of the pier.
Hooray/Ohhhh Ahhhhh!
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