A Dating Site for those that Want to Prove They're Past Outward Appearances
We recently had the fun idea of proposing a double blind date idea to our lovely, albeit incognizantly* narcissistic, friend.
Oh how they sniffed at the very idea and gave us a verbal pat on the head!
"Where would you ever find a double blind date at?" he scoffed. "We already know most of each others friends and all the rest simply aren't single!"
We simply dug the toe of our shoe into the dirt and stared downwards in an "aw, shucks" manner, not knowing how to respond...until now!
This is probably exactly what a double blind date looks like...buthopefully possibly with more nakedness!
THAT'S RIGHT!
CRAZY BLIND DATE, bitches!
You can go as a single or on a double!
This is sort of scary and exciting all at the same time...Kind of like your first date rape experience*!
*Editors Note: We are very excited for our very first use of the word incognizantly.
*We kid! We kid! Date rape is not an exciting experience at all! Don't do it, kids!
Oh how they sniffed at the very idea and gave us a verbal pat on the head!
"Where would you ever find a double blind date at?" he scoffed. "We already know most of each others friends and all the rest simply aren't single!"
We simply dug the toe of our shoe into the dirt and stared downwards in an "aw, shucks" manner, not knowing how to respond...until now!
This is probably exactly what a double blind date looks like...but
THAT'S RIGHT!
CRAZY BLIND DATE, bitches!
You can go as a single or on a double!
This is sort of scary and exciting all at the same time...Kind of like your first date rape experience*!
*Editors Note: We are very excited for our very first use of the word incognizantly.
*We kid! We kid! Date rape is not an exciting experience at all! Don't do it, kids!
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