This Just In: Cocktails on a Stick Make for Naughty Summer Delights!
Hey gang,
Now you can combine the fun of pretending you're too innocent to know how sexual it looks when you deep throat a popsicle with all of the memory erasing hijinks of booze!
That's right! Bar Nineteen-12 has announced their menu of cocktails on a stick. Flavors include watermelon, apple and sour cherry.
Yes, this could be you!
It's a great occasion to put on your trendiest rich-kids-that-think-they-have-problems-even-though-it's-usually-just-something-lame television character attire and frolic with the pretty set!
Profound Knowledge Drop of the Day: Did you know that chicks licking popsicles was the reason why the Gong Show was canceled in the 1970s? It's true...and we have footage!
Now you can combine the fun of pretending you're too innocent to know how sexual it looks when you deep throat a popsicle with all of the memory erasing hijinks of booze!
That's right! Bar Nineteen-12 has announced their menu of cocktails on a stick. Flavors include watermelon, apple and sour cherry.
Yes, this could be you!
It's a great occasion to put on your trendiest rich-kids-that-think-they-have-problems-even-though-it's-usually-just-something-lame television character attire and frolic with the pretty set!
Profound Knowledge Drop of the Day: Did you know that chicks licking popsicles was the reason why the Gong Show was canceled in the 1970s? It's true...and we have footage!
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