LA Cats and Dogs Cross Their Hind Legs in Horror

Now this is one ordinance that would make Bob Barker proud!

Effective October 1, a new city law requires pet owners to spay or neuter their pets that are 4 months or older.  The law is intended to cut down on the over population of animal shelters.


Underage animal sex is one of the leading causes of over-population.

We're skeptical...how are they going to know what dogs are "fixed"? Sure, the male dogs are easy to spot if unneutered, but what about all those skanky bitches?

As an added incentive, spayed and/or neutered animals can be licensed for a mere $15, as opposed to un-spayed/un-neutered animals, who register at $100. 


Innocent fun...or crazy, Elizabethan-era role-playing sex-orgy waiting to happen?!

While we're all for decreasing the number of animals that die in shelters, we did find a bit of advice on the LA Animal Services website to be a bit odd/funny/disturbing/something we can't put our finger on.

The friendly folks at the LA Animal Services say, "Dogs and cats are often safely spayed during pregnancy or while in heat. If you do not want the litter, spaying your pet could be an option, even if she is already pregnant or in heat."


Just a friendly cat-on-cat hug? YEAH RIGHT! That's what they want you to think!

In other words-They advocate doggy and kitty abortions!

Now we are very liberal, but...What about a doggy/kitties right to choose?!
HA! Just wait til some crazy animal activist group gets ahold of this...they'll be egging pets and their owners any day now!

As a parting thought, we leave you with this instructional/thought inducing video...

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