You know who you are.
You've been playing Rock Band since it first came out.
Before Rock Band you were playing Guitar Hero and before Guitar Hero you were playing the air guitar.

You've always known you're special. 
Hell, your mom reminds you of it every day.

You didn't listen when your bitch of an ex-girlfriend told you she was leaving because she didn't believe that one day your Rock Band skillz would make you rich and famous.  You even laughed at your friends and family when they held an intervention for you to kick your so-called "addiction" to Rock Band.

You practice hard, nearly driving your Rock Bandmates to tears.
You don't eat, you don't sleep and you don't even have a job.
You play Rock Band and you're damn good at it.

If only there was a way for you to get a big break...


Photo Credit: South Park, obviously.

NOW HEAR THIS: There has been a decree from the TV that is M.  MTV has decreeth that there shall be a battle of fake bands to see who is the best fake band of all!

That's right-If you have a 4 person Rock Band crew and the gumption and drive to succeed as a fake band in front of millions of viewers and live performances, then email all the required info below to mtvrockband2@gmail.com. Mention "Jeff Gund" at Infolist...or else!

Everyone has to live in So-Cal and be over 18. Also, having a "shtick" helps, so be sure to include some story about being deaf or mildly retarded or missing elbows or something.

Required Info is as follows:
1. The FULL NAME & AGES of ALL your band members
2. Your CONTACT information
3. Recent PICTURES
4. Let us know if your band has a theme, and what sets you apart from everyone else
5. A short paragraph about WHY your band rocks – be creative!