In Your FACE, San Fran! Oh...Wait...
Forbes magazine recently listed the 5 most stressful cities to live in, and LA came in as #4!
We may have lost out to Chicago, New York and Baltimore, but we still managed to top San Francisco!
Los Angeles has a few choice words for its contenders.
LA: Too much heat, too much traffic and not enough parking=STRESS!
Dear Chicago,
We bet eating pizza while fighting against the wind to go watch the Bears loose another game is real stressful.
Third world countries have it so good.
Sincerely Yours,
Los Angeles
Dear N.Y.C,
We've seen Sex and the City, so we can only imagine the levels of stress caused by running around the city in fabulous high heels only to almost get hit by a bus, but then just get splashed with dirty water.
Don't worry-Even though you're older than we are, you're still fabulous.
Kiss kiss,
L.A
Yo, Baltimore-
WTF? You're only the 20th largest city in the US.
Quit your bitch'n, less we re-name you Baltiless!
Catch you laters,
Los Angeles
Dear San Francisco,
Protesting up-hill in all leather has to suck.
Besides, it must be frustrating to have all these causes that lighting up a doob doesn't solve.
Sorry you came in last,
Los Angeles
We may have lost out to Chicago, New York and Baltimore, but we still managed to top San Francisco!
Los Angeles has a few choice words for its contenders.
LA: Too much heat, too much traffic and not enough parking=STRESS!
Dear Chicago,
We bet eating pizza while fighting against the wind to go watch the Bears loose another game is real stressful.
Third world countries have it so good.
Sincerely Yours,
Los Angeles
Dear N.Y.C,
We've seen Sex and the City, so we can only imagine the levels of stress caused by running around the city in fabulous high heels only to almost get hit by a bus, but then just get splashed with dirty water.
Don't worry-Even though you're older than we are, you're still fabulous.
Kiss kiss,
L.A
Yo, Baltimore-
WTF? You're only the 20th largest city in the US.
Quit your bitch'n, less we re-name you Baltiless!
Catch you laters,
Los Angeles
Dear San Francisco,
Protesting up-hill in all leather has to suck.
Besides, it must be frustrating to have all these causes that lighting up a doob doesn't solve.
Sorry you came in last,
Los Angeles
That was golden!
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